My Random Question Answer from my Profile...

It's too long to put on the profile, so here it is:


Once upon a time there was a really rich frog, named Henry Doberly Matrist the Third, who had a lovely lock of hair. One day, an evil, jealous totally-not-rich frog came over and shaved all of Henry Doberly Matrist the Third's hair off. Henry Doberly Matrist the Third's advisor, Mr. Cinnamon Vanilla Cupcake LeRoy the Seventh said "If you visit the big old lady that lives downstream, so can give you a wig and eventually your hair will grow back." The next day Henry Doberly Matrist the Third sets off on his journey to find the big old lady with the wig.

And he walks.

And he walks.

And he walks.

And he walks.

Until finally! he finds the big old lady's house. Henry Doberly Matrist the Third shivers with excitement as he knocks on her door. "Come in, come in..." Henry Doberly Matrist the Third opens the door and...

BAM! He's back in his own house with Mr. Cinnamon Vanilla Cupcake LeRoy the Seventh shaking him. "Henry Doberly Matrist the Third, you had a bad dream! I will go make you some green tea to calm your nerves..." Henry Doberly Matrist the Third drinks the tea, calms down and falls asleep again.

But guess who wakes him? An evil, jealous totally-not-rich frog with a razor.